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Enter Faustus in his study. .
by ~professorbutters
Chaos, Inc. Chapter ThreeChaos, Inc.  Chapter Three:  Plans, Dreams, and Memories   
Butters, the other South Park characters, and South Park itself belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.  See endnotes for specific references.   
“Cartman’s just being melodramatic,” Filmore called from the kitchen, where he was getting dessert.  “No one’s been executed for espionage since---hmm, where did I put the limoncello?”   
Dougie smiled at Butters and shook his head, but simply went on sipping his espresso. Filmore was brilliant, but he was easily distracted when it came to food.  He was a dedicated foo Chaos, Inc. Chapter Three
by ~professorbutters
Chaos, Inc. Chapter TwoChaos, Inc.  
Chapter 2:  Unavoidably Detained   
Butters, the other South Park characters, and South Park itself belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.     
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It hurts to sit on your hands.     
It hurts even more when you’re big-boned, and still more when you’re wearing plastic handcuffs, and when the seat you’re sitting on is made of hard molded plastic.   
They didn’t have to cuff him, goddamnit, he was going to come along quietly.  What, did they think he was going to get into some kind of gunfight right there in the Congressional Office Chaos, Inc. Chapter Two
by ~professorbutters
Chaos, Inc.Chaos, Inc.  Chapter One: Stotch’s Gas N’ Garage   
Disclaimer: Butters, the other South Park characters, and South Park itself belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.     
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The young woman in the scarf and yellow raincoat looked at the seat of the mechanic’s light blue coveralls.  It wasn’t so much that the seat was an appealing thing to look at, but at the moment, it was the only part of him he was presenting to the view.  At last he surfaced from the interior of the hood, oil on his right cheek, thinning blond hair sticking in all directions.   
“I’m su-sorr Chaos, Inc.
by ~professorbutters
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Back back back!

Mon Feb 19, 2007, 2:58 PM
Sorry about dropping out of sight like that on y'all. Took a while to get that medical issue straightened out and it involved general anesthesia. (That's right. For a buggin' *test*, not an operation!) BUT everything is A-1 normal now, they found *nothing* wrong, which I suspected anyway. It was just a P in the A.

The computer has died again and it's getting replaced. Would you believe it melted down *twice*? C'mon! So personal type files are inaccessible. Still, I'd like to get back to and finish *Chaos, Inc.*, which I'm very, very happy about. I've got some of the next few chapters sketched out. Then I kind of looked at how many chapters the darned thing is going to be if I do it right and kind of wilted. I *can* say that *Clyde* is going to get more face time and so is Linda Stotch.

Oh, yes, and the finances are dodgy at the moment and my university may go on strike. Woooonderful. Not immediately, though.

Also, :iconCzsemis: got me totally, totally addicted to The Sims2 and not being able to play makes me antsy. I've now got a Butters family in the game and they are utterly, totally dysfunctional.

The play went ok, surprisingly, but I will not miss the commute!

Missed you guys! Promise not to drop out of sight like that again!

PB

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  • Listening to: *The Very Best of Cartman and Stotch*
  • Eating: Cheesy garlic pizza

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  • Current Residence: California
  • Interests: Non-job interests: South Park, Harry Potter: also vintage dance, silent film, playing the uke
  • Favourite band or musician: Mora's Mora Rhythmists
  • Favourite genre of music: early jazz
  • Operating System: Mac
  • MP3 player of choice: IPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: Rudolph Valentino
  • Favourite game: None
  • Favourite gaming platform: None
  • Favourite cartoon character: Butters, Cartman
  • Personal Quote: "Wherever I go, destruction will follow!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Razor keen wit and a running getaway car

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:iconcszemis:
~Cszemis Feb 19, 2007, 2:53:54 PM
ARE YOU BACK? LIKE SERIOUSLY???? PLEASE SAY YOU ARE!!!! OMG I HAVE MISSED YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!!!! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!
:glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp::glomp:

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:iconathena1999:
=athena1999 Feb 7, 2007, 1:28:15 PM
I miss you so much... and I anxiously await your return!

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:iconcszemis:
~Cszemis Jan 5, 2007, 12:05:31 PM
Hey hun, you've not been around for a wee while and I really miss you. Please come back soon!

Clairebear xx

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!ftla Dec 8, 2006, 7:32:48 PM
hahaha xD greatest fan fics! :D :cllap: i gonna back and back again lookin for more! x3

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Punk,goth,emo..whatever..real poeple dont need labels.

i am not senDing you sublIminal mEnssajes >>;
:iconcszemis:
~Cszemis Nov 29, 2006, 2:21:53 AM
YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK!

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:iconskittles-chan:
~skittles-chan Nov 17, 2006, 9:50:58 AM
Awesome fanfics, I shall watch you. :)

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I :heart: アリス九號. / alice nine.
将/Shou = endless love. :heart:
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~skittles-chan Nov 17, 2006, 9:50:48 AM
Awesome fanfics, I shall watch you. :)

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I :heart: アリス九號. / alice nine.
将/Shou = endless love. :heart:
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~skittles-chan Nov 17, 2006, 9:50:14 AM
Awesome fanfics, I shall watch you. :)

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I :heart: アリス九號. / alice nine.
将/Shou = endless love. :heart:
:iconcszemis:
Mood: Mesmerized ~Cszemis Nov 9, 2006, 4:57:43 AM
I'm sorry, I'm taking up all your deviant comments aren't I?

Anyway. I have a mission. You have been on deviant art over a month and I'm determined to get you up to 1000 page views!

:: puts on Professor Chaos outfit and goes to spread destruction and doom and tell everyone about the site::

Clairebear xx

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:iconcszemis:
~Cszemis Nov 8, 2006, 4:02:05 PM
Sorry. Decided it would be easier just to post in two new message boxes.

Butters and family are doing great. Butters and Carrie are still very happy and they have baby Porsha now, a little brunette baby who takes after both her parents.

I also created a teenager Pip for athena and he is quite happy living with Damien and Damien's zombie mother.

My biggest news is that I decided to let Kyle be pregnant for once and thus baby Maeron Broflovski was born (BroflovskiFan loves that name). Kyle strangely was serene during the pregnancy whereas Stan practically kicked and screamed the whole way through his pregnancies. The new baby is so much like Stan though.

Everybody go "awwwww"

Clairebear xx

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