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Equestria Girls:Looking Glass World CheesePie ch 2 by professorbutters, literature

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Equestria Girls:Looking Glass World CheesePie ch 2

The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie Ch. 2: Mage and Magician Pinkie Pie stood on her chair, waved both arms like an air traffic controller, and shrieked “OVER HERE!” It was taking a while for Cheese to make his way across the cafeteria. He’d clearly done something to make other students decide that the new guy was hilarious, and couldn’t resist showing off. Little musical runs and tweets were coming from his direction. He also seemed to be having a hard time finding them, until Pinkie Pie reached the limit of her patience and screamed. She jumped over one chair to make room, and Cheese slid up, with a heavy b

Triple Slam by professorbutters, literature

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Triple Slam

Cheese took a deep breath. This was going to be very hard. Nearby, yellow and blue balloons twisted slowly, a mute tribute to Pinkie Pie. He swallowed, hoping his voice wouldn’t shake. “I don’t think Pinkie had any idea how important she was to so many ponies. I’ve tried to tell her, and I don’t think she believed me. But I think Equestria’s always going to be a bit happier because of her, and it’s good to look back on her life and remember everything she’s done.” He tucked a noisemaker into the corner of his mouth. “And it’s especially amazing and super-duper awesometastic

Great Expectations by professorbutters, literature

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Great Expectations

This fic is a partner piece to Triple Threat. You can consider it a sort of prequel to that and to another fic, Triple Slam. It’s out of continuity from my other CheesePie work, meaning that it isn’t a certain look at their future at all. Cheese Sandwich sighed. Normally, he wanted to be surrounded by happy ponies with goofy smiles on their faces, but not right now. It was the curse of being funny. If he were being eaten by a shark and screaming, “help! I’m being eaten by a shark!” everypony would just stand around slapping their knees and wheezing, “oh, that Cheese Sandwich, he’s such a kidder,̶

Equestria Girls: Looking Glass World of CheesePie by professorbutters, literature

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Equestria Girls: Looking Glass World of CheesePie

Chapter One: Cake, Cheese, and Pie The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie—chapter 1 Ch. 1: Cake, Pie, and Cheese “But I can do it myself! I’ve proven I can be responsible, haven’t I?” wailed Pinkie Pie, hugging her knees as she perched on one of the squishiest chairs. “It’s my middle name—Pinkie Responsibility Pie. I mean, look at me now! The Cakes are letting me run the whole bakeshop today!” True, but on this wet Sunday, there was little to do. The bakery section of The Sugarcube was relatively quiet on this March day, especially since a heavy downpour had started a few hours ago.

Triple threat. by professorbutters, literature

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Triple threat.

Cheese Sandwich planned things for a living, but none of this was something he’d planned. He hadn’t planned to be the part owner of a joke shop. He hadn’t planned to have a permanent home base. He definitely hadn’t planned on this bit. In fact, this bit was distinctly unplanned, and fell more under the heading of “oops.” Still, he mostly really enjoyed it, except for moments like this, when a tiny, sharp hoof was poking his nostrils. “Ouch,” he said, and then added, turning towards his own rear, “Daddy only has one tail. Please leave him some of it.” Still, Pinkie had been with the

The Good Kind of Magic by professorbutters, literature

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The Good Kind of Magic

The Good Kind of Magic Luna Park was perfect for baseball practice today, thought First Base, as he whipped past the park gate and down the concrete path. Flash would have to admit that, even if he didn’t really like baseball all that much, wouldn’t he? He slowed and fell into a walk, casting a worried glance over his shoulder at his big brother, hoping that this time he’d see him enjoying the cool, fresh feel of the air and the bright spring sunshine. A year ago, Flash would have been gesturing for First Base to come closer and making him be quiet, until he could hear what his brother could hear: bits of bird song, bees fl

Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck by professorbutters, literature

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Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck

“Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck” The Salt Block, the only saloon in Appleloosa, never closed, but its owner liked to catch a bit of shut-eye, and he would clearly have preferred it if the last few occupants of the bar went home. A large white bison snoozed by the fire, and two stallions sat at a circular wooden table, now scattered with empty brown bottles and rectangular wooden plates, salt still clinging to the edges. One, rangy and tan, curly-maned and wearing a serape, leaned back in his chair, whistling and pushing another chair back and forth with one hoof. The other, more solid one was face down on the table, salt

Party of Two by professorbutters, literature

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Party of Two

Written for the CheesePie-Fans Hearts and Hooves day contest Party of Two Cheese Sandwich had the definite sense that he was being followed. Scratch that—they were being followed. Half a dozen ponies were tracking him and Pinkie, right down the center street of Ponyville, and it was making him nervous. “Not that I know a lot about it, Pinkie,” said Cheese, dropping his head so it was on a level with hers and speaking under his breath, “but I thought that Hearts and Hooves Day was something you did with a special somepony and not with a crowd.” A pair of big blue eyes –so very big, and so very blue&mdas

It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Three by professorbutters, literature

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It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Three

The North Orchard stretched above Applejack’s barn and farmhouse, connected by a dirt road that led to the train station. The Apples found it was more convenient to pack the apples in the orchard and haul them straight to the freight cars, which would take their premium apples to restaurants and markets all over Equestria. As the five friends trotted briskly through the orchard, Twilight began noticing junk that Applejack and Big Mac would never have allowed to accumulate. Broken barrels, damaged crates, party horns, streamers--- Party horns? Streamers? ---balls of every size, hats, cages of white mice, looking thoroughly annoyed, p

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Equestria Girls:Looking Glass World CheesePie ch 2 by professorbutters, literature

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Equestria Girls:Looking Glass World CheesePie ch 2

Triple Slam by professorbutters, literature

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Triple Slam

Great Expectations by professorbutters, literature

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Great Expectations

Equestria Girls: Looking Glass World of CheesePie by professorbutters, literature

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Equestria Girls: Looking Glass World of CheesePie

Party of Two by professorbutters, literature

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Party of Two

It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Three by professorbutters, literature

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It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Three

It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Two by professorbutters, literature

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It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter Two

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity were gathered at the Golden Oaks Library, which Twilight had shut for the afternoon. They were making use of an unusual opportunity to share their worries about their pink friend, who was minding the Cakes’ twins, Pound and Pumpkin. She wasn’t going to be bursting in suddenly, so they’d have to have this conversation now. Applejack and her family were pruning the North Orchard, which was going to involve a lot of cleanup after a violent storm. Rarity sniffed as she levitated a delicate teacup towards herself. “If you ask me, that was not the behavior of a gentlecolt, leav

It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter One by professorbutters, literature

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It Bombed in Seaddle, Chapter One

There was a difference between Cheesy Sense, and whatever this other thing was. Years of being Equestria’s premier party planner pony hadn’t prepared Cheese Sandwich for this. Cheesy Sense, the alarm that signaled him to go throw a party wherever he was needed, was urgent. It hit suddenly and said clearly, “go here, go there,” kicked him in the hindquarters, and sent him racing off after it, all over Equestria. This – this other thing was a slow, steady pull, always in the same direction—back towards Ponyville. He had caught himself headed that way several times, almost as though he were sleepwalking, and

Swear on Camembert,Chapter One by professorbutters, literature

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Swear on Camembert,Chapter One

Swear on Camembert, Chapter One If you want to get Technicolor about it Cheese Sandwich had barely gotten five miles away from Ponyville before he realized that his Cheesy Sense was talking to him. He’d known it was telling him something, but he hadn’t been able to identify it, because it was telling him something it had never told him before: go back. He shook it off and trotted on a few paces. Go back? Why? He couldn’t go back after such a dramatic exit into the sunset, especially a dramatic exit with a hat. Besides, he never went back anywhere right after a party. The only reason would be to throw an after-party, an

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Sirius x Reader x Remus: Cuddle Fluff by Tarnisis, literature

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Sirius x Reader x Remus: Cuddle Fluff

:bulletpink: Sirius x Reader x Remus: Cuddle Fluff :bulletpink: (Full name) was being squished to death. . . Completely cuddled and suffocated to the point of injury by the fluffiest pile of floof she had ever seen . . . and yet she found herself unable to push the source of her demise away. “P-Paddy,” she huffed as she used all of the strength in her upper arms to try and move the squishy fluff from her face. “M-Moony, g-guys. . . CAN’T BREATHE!!!” As (F/n) was completely swallowed by the mountain of fur she gasped her last gulp of fresh air, afraid she would indeed be smothered beyond repair. But quite q

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

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Deviant for 17 years
www.fimfiction.net/user/scoots2
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Current Residence: California
Favourite genre of music: early jazz
Operating System: Mac
MP3 player of choice: IPod
Wallpaper of choice: Rudolph Valentino
Favourite cartoon characters: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, Butters, Cartman
Personal Quote: "It's all been done before, but not the way I do it."

Favourite Visual Artist

Probably Fragonard

Favourite Movies

Too many, but I like "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Favourite TV Shows

My Little Pony, Downton Abbey, and Sherlock

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Mora's Mora Rhythmists

Favourite Books

The Woman in White, My Blue Heaven

Favourite Writers

PG Wodehouse

Favourite Games

Sims 2 and Sims Medieval. Yeah. That's the kind of gamer I am.

Favourite Gaming Platform

None

Tools of the Trade

Razor keen wit and a running getaway car

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Non-job interests: South Park, Harry Potter, MLP:FiM, vintage dance, silent film, playing the uke

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professorbutters

Sep 17, 2014

Great Expectations and Triple Slam

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I don't really like submitting here. It's physically painful, because there's something about having to type in the tag for italics and the spacing that is really uncomfortable. And the system for chapter by chapter--it's just plain confusing. Still, since Triple Threat is up, I thought people might like to see the prequel, Great Expectations, and the alternative ending, Triple Slam, even if the latter is not so cheerful.

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professorbutters

Jul 28, 2014

Where to find my stuff

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I don't often update my stories on DeviantArt. It's pretty for art, and not so pretty for fanfic. So you'll find almost all of my stories on my FiMFiction page. Scoots2 A lot of it is CheesePie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Cheese Sandwich/Pinkie Pie). I have a few others. If you like Equestria Girls or the comics--anything official that's not in the main show--you might be interested in my "Canon Alternative Universe" group. You'll find my other work at fanfiction.net, but I don't keep it updated very frequently. So if you want the latest, fresh off the presses stuff, FiMFiction is where to go! EDIT: It still is where to go. Subm

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professorbutters

Mar 1, 2014

Aaaaand FiMFiction is temporarily busted!

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I'm sure they'll get it fixed up.  Right?  Right? Anyhoo, my most recent pony fanfic can be found at that fanfiction.net link, along with some Harry Potter and South Park stuff. Most of it's on here, too, but I find scrolling through fanfiction.net is marginally more pleasing to the eye.

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LittleTigressDA

Aug 12, 2016

Hi!

I just want to tell you that I feel really honored for the fav, thank you very much!!

professorbutters

Sep 24, 2016

Aw, thanks.

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professorbutters

Dec 17, 2017

Do you do this a lot? pop by stories written by other people and say, "nyah, nyah, it's not a ship?" Are you that unbalanced guy from EQD who was having tantrums about the very idea of anybody shipping anypony at all? Did you actually stalk me over from EQD just to make your statement?

Listen up, bub: everyone is not going to have the same opinion as you, and most of us are aware that our ships are not canon, and your tantrums and lectures are not appreciated by anyone.

Yes, it is art. It is our own art, and you are free not to look at it. I do not look at art on topics I don't care for and make snotty comments. What's more, instead of making your own comment, you replied in someone else's thread. That's rude.

Here's a suggestion. Why don't you get an account over at FimFiction? There are lots and lots of shipfics over there, and the authors are clearly in need of your help and guidance. Heck, I have hundreds of thousands of CheesePie alone. www.fimfiction.net

chebut

Jun 6, 2016

Gosh, I know you!

You're that incredibleawesomeamazingwondertastic FimFiction writer who made me soar with her beautiful C+P work!

Sorry for the fangirling, but I'm out of words right now. The least I could say is "thank you for faving my doodle!" I'm gonna go with that

I admire you. A lot

Arioodle

Nov 16, 2015

....

YOU

you're the person who made all the beautiful fics and caused me to truly like CheesePie
Thank you for filling me up with happiness XD

professorbutters

Sep 24, 2016

Thank you!